When In Rome...

do as the gnomies do. And one thing is for sure: no gnomies of mine would ever EVAR wear a balloon (or many, as it turns out) for clothing. Even if it were part of a New York Fashion Week show...which it isn't...but, even if it were, come on! Balloons?!? Next, you'll tell me that people use paint to cover their naughty parts and parade about at summer festivals and concerts! (Ugh! the nerve!) If it would please the court, I would like to submit the following exhibits:



Gnome 2: "Classy outfit the designer is wearing… looks like she has helium balloons in her bra and the pearl necklace is such a nice touch!!"





Gnome 2: "This looks like drunk ass Nick Nolte wearing a Spiderman T-shirt as he is in deep concentration!!"

Gnome 1: "It could be Gary Busey."



Gnome 1: Something tells me her gentleman friend is holding several safety pins behind his back. Oh, and cute shoes.




Gnome 1: "Nothing says 'Las Vegas circus wedding-cake-topper ice sculpture tuxedo' quite like this ensemble."



Gnome 1: "Burning Man or Bust".