Post-Flu Shopping Extravaganza

There is no better therapy for influenza-induced cabin fever than retail store shopping, I say! After having been relegated to my bed, couch, and recliner for five full days (!), I ventured out to my local mall and took advantage of some President's Day sales. Is there a better way to honor our founding fathers than by shopping? This gnomie thinks not!

Exhibit A:



Visualize with me: the sweaters I bought were black and a bright blue/purple. And they look a lot better than this one. (Condescending Murphy Brown-esque model sold separately.)Sorry, couldn't find the exact ones on the Macy's site (wtf?). But, I snagged each of them at $20, regularly $40. Woot!

Exhibit B:



A cute little number to wear under the cute little cardigan. I accessorized a long strand of black and white circles with interlocking silver hoops.

Exhibit C:



This picture does not accurately reflect the awesomeness of the pants. This gnomie has some junk in her trunk, you see, and it's definitely cause for celebration when a nice-fitting pair of pants comes along. With the wide waist band and back flap pockets, these pants pretty much rule. And they cost around $35.

Exhibit D:


Nevermind the brand shown...I couldn't find the actual shoe in question on any website. However, these are a close match. Square toe, black leather, and about a 3-inch heel. Except, the heel is a bit blockier with a dark red backing instead of cream. More awesome, I say. The best part...brace yourself...I paid $8 for mine. No joke.

There was much, so very much more to be had, but I don't have the time or resources to show you everything. I kind of went shit-crazy, to be honest, but it felt good. Retail therapy, if you will.