So what did you get for Mother's Day? Or what did you get for your mother? My sweet husband bought me a massage from Rachel's. I *heart* that place! A friend of mine has a sister in law who was given a brand new Harley motorcycle for Mother's Day... pictures to prove this are on her myspace page. This was a totally unexpected gift! She has never even wanted a motorcycle... I don't think she even has a tatoo. Don't you need one to own a Harley? Anyhoo, today I discovered a secret!! A co-worker of mine got crabs from her husband! Can you believe that? *GROSS!!* Here is the email I sent to some other co-workers today to tell them the story: Hey ladies,
Imagine this headline on The Onion:
“Dayton woman receives crabs from her husband for Mother’s Day”
It’s true!!! Anonymous (name has been removed from email) got 2 hermit crabs for Mother’s Day and she has them in a container on her desk!! I so bad want to take a picture of her holding them & blog about it with a picture. I love it! I went into the Colonels office and said, come see what Anonymous got for Mother’s Day, Then I said, she got crabs! He turned and looked at me like Whaaaaa…???
And here is the picture I took!






1 comment:
No f'ing way, dude. That's hilarious. I should have scrolled down before I made my assumptions on who the skank was that got crabs. Then I saw "anonymous's" pic and it all made sense to me....duh
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